Indeed there is oddity in some if not most of the Filipino etiquette cited but here are some tips to get by:

1. Don't be offended when called "Joe" , in general white males are addressed this way.
2. Yes! when offered with anything (except in Fiestas) it is but courteous to decline.
3. Imported pasalubong or token is highly appreciated especially if it is made in the U.S.
4. When a mother tells her kid not to stop crying she meant otherwise.
5. We are warm and friendly people which may be sometimes annoying to other cultures.
6. Funeral wake has become a social gathering, sing along with Karaoke is becoming popular in some provinces.

We may have disparity in some aspects of our cultures but we have to live with it as long as everyone- Filipinos or not- agrees that the Philippines is a beautiful and cheap place to live.

WELCOME to the Philippines!